Which princess would you be?
Preferences based primarily on dress design. The prince is a secondary consideration.
Besides who remembers any princely potentials besides Aladdin?

Ariel.

They used to call this style ‘fish tail.’
Now it’s ‘mermaid.’ Still something fishy about it to me.
Personally, I think it makes every girl look like she’s packing a little more bait in the dorsal fin. But then again, what do I know, my dress had *gasp* sleeves!

Does this dress make you want to ‘fish or cut bait’ or ‘reel it in?’

Belle.

You know I’m going to say it.
I can’t… help…myself….

Is this a beauty or a beast?

I warned you.

Cinderella.

My sentimental favorite for the fact alone I had a Cinderella watch with the Cinderella figurine and I think I still have both! Somewhere.

It still works but can be slow on the uptick and the vintage figurine has seen better days.

We’re still talkin’ about the watch and figurine aren’t we?
Just checkin’.

Sleeping Beauty.

Is the prince sold as an accessory?
If so, I’m in.

There’s just something about a prince in a blue velvet jacket.

Okay. I take that back.

Snow White.

I used to think I’d make a perfect Snow White at Disneyland,
the dark hair, fair skin, ruby red lips and all.

However, this was a long, long time ago when I used to hang with the Lost Boys of my youth.

I looked in my mirror, mirror on the wall this morning.

I still got game on the ruby red lips.
What I need now is pixie dust. Big time.
Where the hell is Tinkerbell when I need her?
Fairies can be so flighty.

Tiana.

I’m not familiar with her.

She must be very recent.
I do love the fondant draped skirt though.

It reminds me of ‘Disney Frosting.’
Which I heard from a documentary on Disney animation is what the Imagineers called the yummy, drippy magic of sparkles and light where all your wishes come true.

You know the kind you ask your Fairy Godmother for when you’re breaking into a sweat hopping around your closet getting into the second layer of Spanx after your hair is already done and now is sticking to your forehead and curling your bangs and your mascara and eyeliner has crept up into every fold in the upper third of your face and your high school reunion is tonight?

Yeah. That kind.

Jasmine.

Elegance and sophistication but in the end she picked the guy who could make her laugh.

So, speaking of elegance and sophistication… uh, sort of?…

“The Great White Granny Panties Give-Away” this Friday?

If you answered, “They’re both white!”
You’re right!

And hopefully, like Jasmine, you’ll share my sense of humor. 😉

So tell me, which princess are you?