When I got up to the cashier she said automatically, “Did you find everything you needed?”  I said deadpan, “No, I couldn’t find the pumpkins.  You didn’t have any in the store.”  She stopped what she was doing and just looked at me like I was the most dimwitted person she had ever met.  If I could have kept a straight face she would have had a great story at the end of her shift.Oct 20, 2009 
My Pumpkin Patch
When I got up to the cashier she said automatically, “Did you find everything you needed?”  I said deadpan, “No, I couldn’t find the pumpkins.  You didn’t have any in the store.”  She stopped what she was doing and just looked at me like I was the most dimwitted person she had ever met.  If I could have kept a straight face she would have had a great story at the end of her shift.






















Haha!!! I love doing that to cashiers! It is amazing how many dont get that I am joking!
hee-hee. You’re the customer of my dreams!
Hilarious!! xoxo
Bwhahahahahah…