My Pumpkin Patch

When I got up to the cashier she said automatically, “Did you find everything you needed?” I said deadpan, “No, I couldn’t find the pumpkins. You didn’t have any in the store.” She stopped what she was doing and just looked at me like I was the most dimwitted person she had ever met. If I could have kept a straight face she would have had a great story at the end of her shift.
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  1. Haha!!! I love doing that to cashiers! It is amazing how many dont get that I am joking!

  2. hee-hee. You’re the customer of my dreams!

  3. Hilarious!! xoxo

  4. Bwhahahahahah…