The Invasion Of The Body Shapers

I did it.

I bought one of these.

Industrial strength spandex.

After trying on 4 of them.

In a small, small dressing room.

Without air conditioning.

I was pulling (yanking) it up around my hips when my hand slipped and smacked me in the face as if I really needed the added encouragement.

Only further proof it is down hill from here.

“Sexy Back” – Justin Timberlake
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  1. That is the worst part… getting them on.
    Magic thereafter.
    Have a great weekend!

  2. Agreed, getting things on is the hardest part of all!

  3. Spanx injury lol I have been there before! Hard to get on and so relived to take off.

  4. I’ve never tried one, but I have this one dress that seems to demand spanx.. so we’ll just see how long I go “spanx-less”

  5. Spanked by your spanx…cruel. Sounds like whereever you were certainly wamts no one to try anything on. Great business plan in this economy…
    Have a great Sunday…bruise free that is πŸ™‚

  6. Believe me if this was just Spanx material alone I would be a happy camper. I think mine would defray bullets.

  7. What brand did you buy? I know that they do wonderful things but I often find that they roll down (the spanx shorts on me do that anyway) and look crazy odd.

  8. Hahaha… I’ve been there, jumping up and down trying to pull one of these things up
    The things we go through that men would never understand πŸ™‚

  9. KK – I’ll let you know when I let it out of it’s cage, uh, I mean bag. πŸ™‚

  10. Love my Spanx! And they love me. I like that they hold my Jello self together. I am way past a little jiggle…sigh. Thank you Spanx! LOL

  11. Okay I need to know where you got this and the exact name. It’s time I got the one that includes a bra because I’m sick of the ROLLING….


  12. I have one like this and it’s a lifesaver when worn under certain outfits!

  13. I got one!